omg I just texted the boy and I was like

Hey I’m home alone tonight and I need help cooking!! xo

and he replied

You’re a really good cook though I’m sure you can figure it out :) have fun xo

WHAT?

WHAT OMG ARE YOU RETARDED??

WHAT? WHAT?

or is he blowing me off??

wtf I DON’T LIKE THIS AT ALL!!!

omg