Omg I was looking at ~~food blogs~~ to find recipes for like soup and shit for the house because I am broke as a joke and I really can’t afford a cookbook right now, but then I realised I’m really old?? Like that is something someone old with their shit together but still rly poor?? 

Also i met the guy who’s house I’m looking after and he was like “Have some scotch” and i said “No thankyou” and he was like “Here’s your scotch, it’s really expensive” so i drank it and it was fucking gross and then he me and boy try this “”“SIPPING TEQUILLA”“” which I just drunk like a shot so he side eyed me and I am 97.4% sure he hates me.

But his house is fucking incredible and he’s paying for everything, like we don’t even have to clean and shit so whatever I am happy :)

Sorry about the scotch and the tequila old man. Have fun in Europe.